Curse

extra bacon · Aug 23, 2006, 08:02 AM // 08:02

oi, stop it. i'm hungry. feed me.

*drinks beer*

*hic*

FEEEEEEEEEEED MEEEEEEEEEEE!!

Opeth11 · Aug 23, 2006, 08:03 AM // 08:03

*gives Bacon a helping of A KNEE TO THE FACE*

The fight has begun!

*HULK SMASH*

extra bacon · Aug 23, 2006, 08:05 AM // 08:05

oi. stop it.

*half-heartedly waves opethicon away*

*drinks beer*

*burp*

where's my nachos?

*hic*

Cebe · Aug 23, 2006, 08:11 AM // 08:11

*hands Bacon some nachos*

*hands Bacon a pizza*

*hands Bacon a naked lady*

*handa Bacon a bottle of WATER*

Opeth11 · Aug 23, 2006, 08:13 AM // 08:13

*comes back anyways*
*pokes Bacon with a hot dog*

extra bacon · Aug 23, 2006, 08:14 AM // 08:14

yummy! YUMMY!!!

food galore, sveeeeeet.

*munch munch munch*

*drinks beer*

*hits evil opeth with a fly swatter*

*hic*

Opeth11 · Aug 23, 2006, 08:17 AM // 08:17

*blocks the fly swatter*
*summons a flock of ravens to do my bidding*
*robs barkeep*

*pokes Bacon with a half-eaten hot dog*

extra bacon · Aug 23, 2006, 08:19 AM // 08:19

now that's annoying ... i believe that was my hot dog.
give it back!

*flicks a corn chip at evil opeth*

*drinks beer*

*hic*

Opeth11 · Aug 23, 2006, 08:20 AM // 08:20

*matrix's out of the corn*
*pokes Bacon with a three-quarter-eaten hot dog*
*combat rolls into the jukebox*

extra bacon · Aug 23, 2006, 08:23 AM // 08:23

*throws bottle of beer at jukebox*

*bottle smashes on jukebox, covering it with beer*

hmmm does beer light on fire?

*lights a match*

*flicks lit match slow mo at jukebox*

*drinks beer*

*watches what happens*

*hic*

Opeth11 · Aug 23, 2006, 08:25 AM // 08:25

*is on fire because I happen to be rubbing up against the jukebox*
*has it play some symphonic death metal*

Lord Cooper · Aug 23, 2006, 08:27 AM // 08:27

*orders another drink*
*steals bacon's nachos while he is distracted by opeth*

Opeth11 · Aug 23, 2006, 08:28 AM // 08:28

*distracts Bacon some more*
"HAY LEWK OVA DERE!!!"
*pokes Bacon with chili fries*

Cebe · Aug 23, 2006, 08:30 AM // 08:30

"I'm using Shatter Enchantment on Lord Cooper!"

Opeth11 · Aug 23, 2006, 08:31 AM // 08:31

*summons a bunny thumper to destroy Beaver*

Cebe · Aug 23, 2006, 08:37 AM // 08:37

"I'm using Physical Resistance!"
"I'm using Ancestor's Visage""
"I'm using Sympathetic Visage""
"I'm using Arcane Echo""
"I'm using Vengeful was Khanhei!"
"I'm using Vengeful Weapon!"
"I'm using Vengeful was Khanhei!"
"I'm using Vengeful Weapon!"
"I'm using Vengeful was Khanhei!"

bunny thumper pwnd

"I'm using Shatter Enchantment on Lord Cooper!"
"I'm using Diversion on Lord Cooper!"

Haa haa - no more mending for you!

Opeth11 · Aug 23, 2006, 08:38 AM // 08:38

You realize you can run out of energy, right?

Lord Cooper · Aug 23, 2006, 08:40 AM // 08:40

*shrugs*
*carries on drinking and eating bacons nachos*
*wonders where beaver got the naked lady from*

Opeth11 · Aug 23, 2006, 08:41 AM // 08:41

*drags Cooper into the UFC arena*

Lord Cooper · Aug 23, 2006, 08:45 AM // 08:45

*ignores opeths feeble attempts to drag him into the arena*
*steals bacon's pizza*
*casts blurred vision and deep freeze on opeth*
"that should cool you off"